Saturday, June 30, 2007

Chapter One Point Five: What To Do in the next... Ten Hours?

PRE-LAUNCH TO DO: (due date, 1 July 07, 12:01 am)

**Assemble software:
-Reliable Mac web browser
-Mac Telnet
-Email client
-AIM client that doesnÕt suck

-Dos web browser
-Dos telnet
-Dos email client?
-Dos text editor
-Dos graphics editor

Most of this is already done; all copies I already have are
collected and several were found online. IÕm also assembling a lot of Mac
software that may be handy too.

**Burn software to System 7-compatable CD
There are fabulous instructions for this at System7Today.com
though it really amounts to making a disk image, whacking the powerbook upside
the head to change the format [MacOS Extended--> MacOS Standard] and burning.

**Newton-ing it up:
-Cleaning, charging batteries
-Checking condition of touch screen [is that scratch *really as bad as it
seems?]
-Updating calander and resetting notes.

**Configure Mac as primary
-Configure Eudora email client; or Claris Email;
-Purge/clean up desktop and Hard Disk root
-Configure telnet and web browsers
-Configure AIM
-Post this to blog.

**Configure PWP 77d
-Plug & Play

Chapter One: The Rules

THE RULES

Several Retrobloggers have created a set of rules for themselves; here is my set
of variations:

FOR LO; UPON THYNE APPOINTED TIME, THY PISMO SHALT BE TURNED TO THE POWER STATE
OF ÔOFFÕ AND SHALL BE PLACED, WITH POWER YOYO AND WIFI CARD, INTO THY LAPTOP BOX
AND SHALT BE SEALED FOR THAT LENGTH.

At 12:01 am, 1 July 2007 my Powerbook G4 shalt be turned off and packed away
[off premise, if possible]. For the purposes of this excersize, IÕm not allowed
to touch anything under ten years old.
I will still carry a phone, but it will be off and not an Orwellian Electronic
Tether. And no, no iPhones are to be had.


PRIOR TO PACKING AWAY, THY PISMO SHALT YEILD UP ALL DOCUMENTS AND CLASSIC
APPLICATIONS ON COMPACT DISKS OF MACOS CLASSIC FORMAT; AND FUTHERMORE, THESE
FILES SHALT ALL BE BACKED UP TO PORTABLE EXTERNAL MEDIA.

ThatÕs the next job...

THY WEB SHALT BE AVAILIBLE, AND YET THERE SHALT BE NO FACEBOOKERY, MYSPACERY, OR
YOUTUBERY.

This also means my addiction to Jibjab will be put to the test, and no IllWill
Press, either.

THY SHALT EMBRACE HONORED METHODS OF WRITTEN COMMUNICATON.
Not only email and IRC, but also written letters, at least three letters a week.

DOCUMENTATION SHALT BE HAD IN HORDES; THY SHALT TAKE COPIOUS NOTES,
PHOTOGRAPHS, AND SCREENSHOTS, AND ALL SHALT BE BLOGGED.

Chapter Zero Point One: The little "Intentionally Blank" Endpaper

So, Interweb Explorer isn't nearly as fast as... anything, and this serves as a
test of email-blog-posting capabilites.

It's 1353 EST, the Pismo goes down in 10 hours 7 minutes.

::crosses fingers::

Prolouge...Chapter Zero

Offline entry, ~4:10pm, 29 June 07

I’M IN! My application to Retrochallenge Y2K+7 is accepted and I am in.. and thus begins


THE PROLOGUE.

I’d heard of the retrochallenge via an Applefritter posting [I think...] back in April, and have been considering entering immediately. Those plans were put on hold for a fairly intense, high-end internship. Budgetary crises cut that into the second week; and my depression set in. Following a full week of cleaning [and I’m still not done yet] there was once again much anguish over whether or not to enter. The tension boiled over with the lack of a viable project, until the discovery of an old copy of SoftPC and a few dos games I had from my childhood snapped everything in place.

At 10:04 pm, last night, I clicked “SEND” and my application went in.

A few minutes ago, I received a reply and myself replied with the notification of this blog.

CHAPTER ONE: THE PROJECT

In the words of Professor Johanna, “I have never seen you finish anything, ever.” Lofty goals are my heroin [not condoning drug use, just an analogy] and yet always seem to be cut with baby formula expired in 1956, that actually contains the ashes of a thousand broken dreams and dead passions. This may come from an overwhelming lack of justifiable self-importance, but more likely from paradoxically inflated ego and lack of drive to finish anything big.

I intend to change that.

The original project (v 1.0) involved using the nifty collection of audio/video editing and graphics software to make an animated movie... live action, even?... and use HyperCard to make it interactive or something like that. This project is largely stymied by a lack of a means to capture video, and by time and sanity restrictions [as anyone who has ever animated *anything* will be quick to point out]; as well as editing video with 16Mb of ram and no way to use Virtual memory.

Going back and actually *reading* the retroblogs and realizing what is possible, and what not, allowed me to filter down the tangental energy and focus more on what others were doing and what I can.


Project 2.0 will be centered around that copy of SoftPC and MS-DOS 5; it emulates an Intel 80286, possibly 386.

Thus, I will attempt to do everything, including post to the blog, by DOS. There will also be Hypercard programming and extensive use of the Newton and Quicktake digital photography.

Or, put another way, not only will there be the endurance of breaking ties with the OS X world and stepping back in time [a whole 10-20 years] but a push to get DOS to be useful and recognizably so in applications that would not have been possible or probable in it’s heyday.